Hello Earth!
I am Karim Ramy,
Son of Ramy Karam and Nadine Makram
Born on the 9th day of August, 2005
at 3:30 in the Morning
My weight at birth was 3.3 Kg (7 pounds 5 ounces) My height at birth was 50.5 cm (19.88 inches)
I was circumcized on August, 10.. It was such a painful experience. Does it really matter? My dad thinks it’s a good exposure to pain, to get used to it… He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He always loves to philosophize things, but he can’t stand an intramuscular injection! Poor dad.. He thinks he can hide his inner thoughts from me, while–so unprofessionally–changing my diapers, and just tell me the silly: “Zouzou Zouzou.. Koukou Koukou..” I’m forced to talk like them.. bbbbb mmmm wwwaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaawawawwaaaaaaa
So far, I eat more than 10 times a day.. What else can I do in this terrestrial mode of life?
My dad seems to be a bit crazy. He keeps taking photos of me. I hate it when he-so selfishly-bothers my eyes with this blinding lightning to keep some silly copies of true moments. I’ll just let him enjoy it while he can. He will soon get bored and ignore me to fulfill what he thinks is more important. What can I do. I’ll spend my time with mom. She’s more useful and nourishing.
