Hello Earth!
I am Karim Ramy,
Son of Ramy Karam and Nadine Makram
Born on the 9th day of August, 2005
at 3:30 in the Morning
My weight at birth was 3.3 Kg (7 pounds 5 ounces) My height at birth was 50.5 cm (19.88 inches)
I was circumcized on August, 10.. It was such a painful experience. Does it really matter? My dad thinks it’s a good exposure to pain, to get used to it… He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He always loves to philosophize things, but he can’t stand an intramuscular injection! Poor dad.. He thinks he can hide his inner thoughts from me, while–so unprofessionally–changing my diapers, and just tell me the silly: “Zouzou Zouzou.. Koukou Koukou..” I’m forced to talk like them.. bbbbb mmmm wwwaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaawawawwaaaaaaa
So far, I eat more than 10 times a day.. What else can I do in this terrestrial mode of life?
My dad seems to be a bit crazy. He keeps taking photos of me. I hate it when he-so selfishly-bothers my eyes with this blinding lightning to keep some silly copies of true moments. I’ll just let him enjoy it while he can. He will soon get bored and ignore me to fulfill what he thinks is more important. What can I do. I’ll spend my time with mom. She’s more useful and nourishing.
Hi Karim
Welcome to planet Earth. You will soon grow up and be like one of us
(but
hopefully a bit smarter). When you go to high school, they will teach
you in
history courses that primitive people used Laptops and other clumsy
machines
to calculate, write, or communicate. These machines were so bulky they
had
to be placed in brief cases. They will also tell you that those same
primitive people used vehicles that had to be filled with a stinky
fuel,
unlike the solar-powered flying machine that you would use to go to
school.
Meanwhile, I hope you are enjoying this hot summer and please come to
visit
us up North when you have time.
Cheers,
Maged (your dad’s uncle)
Comment by Maged — August 12, 2005 @ 3:12 am
What a lovely child
Comment by Uncle Ahmad — August 12, 2005 @ 7:44 am
salam
tha’s nice
Comment by BLUESMAN — August 12, 2005 @ 8:31 am
i am very happy to be the first one who comment on your blog …
i want to tell you that R is very old man & he can’t under stand you so 7′odh 3ale AD 3akloh …
and let him taking photo to you
i’ll wait your next post
Comment by ebles — August 12, 2005 @ 9:11 am
Welcome to the external noisy world. You’ll soon get used to it. I was there with your Mum counting the minutes between contractions, she kept on smiling. Hope you grow up to be always smiling like your Mum. Please don’t inherit any thing from your Dad, just kidding you already look like him.
Comment by Nourtan — August 12, 2005 @ 3:04 pm
kimo nawart el donia
alf mabrouk l papa w maman
Comment by wa7da_masrya — August 13, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
مرحبا بك يا كريم معنا على مذة النقطة الصغيرة من الكون… انا احد اصدقاء والديك الفضائل و فكرت اكتب لك بالعربى (لغة بلدك الام فى هذةالحقبةمن الزمان) هى حروف غريبة شوية و ماشية عكس اتجاة معظم اللغات الاخرى!!!اتمنى اشوفك قريبا فى مصر و بصراحة انا متشوق جدا ان اراك فى العشرينات من عمرك (اكون انا فى اواخر الاربيعينات)(اذا كان لنا عمر).بس لسة الطريق طويل بالنسبة لينا نحن الاثنين.و غالبا شوقى هيكون راح زى الحاجات الكثيرة البتروح بفعل الزمن.لذلك فكرت ان اقول لك هذا الان و انا مستمتع بوجودك معايا (بصورة ما).اراك قريبا يا فتى
Comment by amir louis — August 14, 2005 @ 7:51 am
ya karim e7na far7anin awi beek ma3 enena lesa mashofnaksh ,,,, i really hope u can come soon so we can play together ,we 3o2bal makawen nafssi keda tekoun enta kebert we atlobak men babak
nasi7a : eb3ed 3an abouk 3ashan momken yeganenak , khalik ma3 mama a7san ,aho lessa fiha shewayet 3a2l
Comment by Mira el Khatira — August 14, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Karim, Welcome to the Real World!! You’re lucky you were born in a Free Country where you have all kinds of choices and opportunities in life…Too Bad, you’re Stuck with the Parents that you didn’t choose, Oh Well what can you do, Life is Still Not Fair and I wonder if this is ever going to change!!
I just hope you look more like your mom, Trust me, you don’t want to look like your dad!!!
Good Luck to you and congratulations to Ramy and Nadine!!
Amir Michel 08/15/05.
Comment by Amir Michel — August 15, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
يا سى كريم نورتنا و عقبال ما نجوزك كده و طبعاً لازم أقولك ربنا يكون فى عونك من أبوك ده و لو إنى متصور إنك إنت اللى هتطلع عينه و لما تكبر شوية هابقى أقولك شوية مقالب ممتازة تعملها فيه
مبروك يا نادين و يا رامى
Comment by wa7ed mn masr — August 15, 2005 @ 10:56 pm
Let me add mine to the welcoming voices — and if I might add, by chosing blogsome, you’re already making better choices than your dad. Have an awesome life!
Comment by zoss — August 17, 2005 @ 7:11 am
About Dietrine
Comment by About Dietrine — June 14, 2007 @ 1:22 pm